What I am about to tell you really happened. I’m not even joking.

I attended a speech President Bush gave to the Grocery Manufacturers Association this morning where he said the following about Halloween:

President Bush : “It’s always an interesting day in the nation’s capitol. I was in a meeting with the Vice President this morning, and I asked what costume he would wear. He said, ‘I’m already wearing it.’ Then he mumbled something about the dark side of the force. (laughter) He’s doing well.”

Seriously. The words of the President.

Well, there you have it.

(There were some other amusing remarks that I will post later…)